Introduction
Thank you, America!!! You all are beautiful, the most beautifulest I have ever seen!!! I have been to China many, many times. The Chinese love me, they adore me and they are beautiful!!! Beautiful and huuuge, the huuugessttt red country in the world!!! Even the Chinese cannot compare to how gorgeous you all are.
Oh, you all are wondering about the aliens standing next to me. Well I can tell you, I personally searched each and everyone of them for their green cards and found nothing. They are all illegals and to be perfectly honest I don't think they really like me. Iran, Russia, China, Djibuti or maybe even as far out as Uranus, my intelligence and my cronies have not been able to gather enough intel to figure out where they are from. This is where you, my minions, I mean my American's come into play. I need your help!!
Task
Honestly, President Trump has our best interests in mind; he just does not know the whole story. I am alien activist, Al Eon Orbust, and I have been observing extra terrestrials for 27 years. I am fortunate enough to be able to translate the language of the newly arrived aliens. Unfortunately, Mort (the aliens leader), has informed me that due to the amount of friction they endured from entering our atmosphere, they have lost a lot of their memory. Mort and his species do not know where they came from. Through some research and trial and error, I hope we can put our brains together to help them get back home.
Process
I hired a team of doctors that did some external and internal probing on Mort and a few of his homies.
Here are a few vital pieces of information that may help us with our task:
1) Mort remembers shape shifting once they arrived on Earth in order to keep from freaking out the humans.
2) Mort's significant other, Platuna, gave me a picture of her great grandmother which shows some unique characteristics:
A) Amphibious like creature
B) Its skin is almost transparent.
C) It walks on all fours and its front legs seem to be a lot larger and stronger than its rear legs.
D) Its mouth is beneath its head.
E) Its body is very low to the ground.
F) It looks to have tiny fins that would be useless for its large lumbering body.
G) It has large multiple eyes.
3) The internal probe has informed us that:
A) There is a large amount of antifreeze proteins and glycerol in their tissues.
B) It has the dsup gene.
4) Some other information that might be of use:
A) Their home could be a planet or satellite.
B) It is most likely not found in our Solar System.
C) We might not have an actual name for this celestial body, but if you can figure out what star their home revolves around it would help out tremendously.
D) There are many websites that can help you with your research, but I would advise first checking out where habitable areas are located.
****Use your high powered electronic device (Chromebook) and research the information presented to help Mort and his crew find their way back home.****